• Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?<br/>
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
    Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?
    Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
  • Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?<br/>
Santa: I don't use them anymore?<br/>
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?<br/>
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
    Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?
    Santa: I don't use them anymore?
    Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
    Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
  • Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.<br/>
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
    Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.
    Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
  • Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.<br/>
Banta: What accident?<br/>
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
    Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
    Banta: What accident?
    Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
  • Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.<br/>
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with `When you get a chance`!
    Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
    Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!
  • Jeeto: Happy New Year.<br/>
Santa: Promise?
    Jeeto: Happy New Year.
    Santa: Promise?
  • Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
    Banta: Why are you looking so sad?

    Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
  • Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.<br/>
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
    Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
    Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
  • Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.<br/>
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?<br/>
Santa replied, `I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate`!
    Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
    The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
    Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
  • Jeeto: Why do farts stink?<br/>
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
    Jeeto: Why do farts stink?
    Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!