|Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?|
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
|Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?|
Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
|Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.|
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
|Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.|
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
|Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.|
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!
|Jeeto: Happy New Year.|
|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
|Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.|
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
|Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.|
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
|Jeeto: Why do farts stink?|
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!