|Police pulled Santa's car:|
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
Santa: I thought you wanted to race!
|Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.|
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
|Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?|
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
|Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?|
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
|Santa: Why are you so tense?|
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?
Santa: No... this would reduce fear!
|Santa: Why are you so sad?|
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
|Santa: Can I open a joint account?|
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
Santa: Anyone rich!
|Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.|
Santa: Are you sure of that?
Banta: Yes, absolutely!
|Banta: Why are you so happy?|
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
|Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?|
Santa: To not argue with fools.
Banta: I disagree.
Santa: Yes, you are right!