• Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.<br />
Santa: Why single out Africa?
    Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
    Santa: Why single out Africa?
  • Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon.<br />
Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two!
    Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon.
    Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two!
  • Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?<br />
Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
    Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?
    Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
  • Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.<br />
Banta: So what did you do for it?<br />
Santa: I gave up thinking!
    Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
    Banta: So what did you do for it?
    Santa: I gave up thinking!
  • Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?<br />
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!
    Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?
    Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!
  • Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.<br />
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!
    Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
    Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!
  • Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?<br/>

Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!
    Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?
    Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!
  • Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman!
    Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman!
  • Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.<br/>
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
    Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
    Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
  • Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?<br/>
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!
    Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
    Santa : Yes. A good doctor!