• Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.<br/>
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
    Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
    Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
  • Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?<br/>

Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
    Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?
    Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
  • Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.<br/>
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
    Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
    Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
  • Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table.<br/>
Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation. <br/>
Banta: So what was wrong in it?<br/>
Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!
    Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table.
    Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation.
    Banta: So what was wrong in it?
    Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!
  • Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.<br/>
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: My wife's dieting!
    Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
    Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: My wife's dieting!
  • Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.<br/>
Jeeto: Where've you been?<br/>
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?<br/>
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!
    Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
    Jeeto: Where've you been?
    Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
    Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!
  • Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?<br/>
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
    Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
    Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
  • Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.<br />
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
    Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.
    Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
  • Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?<br />
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
    Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?
    Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
  • Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?<br />
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
    Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
    Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!