|Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.|
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
|Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?|
Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
|Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.|
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
|Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table.|
Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation.
Banta: So what was wrong in it?
Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!
|Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.|
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Santa: My wife's dieting!
|Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.|
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!
|Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?|
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
|Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.|
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
|Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?|
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
|Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?|
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!