• Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
  • Women's viewpoint:<br/>
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...<br/>
It's straight high blood pressure now!
    Women's viewpoint:
    Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
    It's straight high blood pressure now!
  • Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!
    Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!
  • Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, `what eye-shadow is that?`<br/>
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
    Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"
    Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
  • How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, `A man once told me...`
    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
  • The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
    The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
  • Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!
    Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!
  • If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.<br/>
A beast will be unleashed!
    If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.
    A beast will be unleashed!
  • Hypothetical question:<br/>
Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him?
    Hypothetical question:
    Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him?
  • True saying:<br/>
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
    True saying:
    Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!