|Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"|
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
|How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."|
|The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!|
|Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!|
|If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.|
A beast will be unleashed!
Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him?
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
|A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.|
The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
|I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"|
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!