|Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!|
|Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!|
|Elephants: We have the longest memories.|
Woman: Oh really!
|No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!|
|Independent, educated women are mostly...|
dependent on their uneducated maids!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
|Independent women are mostly...|
dependent on their maids!
|A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics|
Nurse: How much do you weigh?
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
Nurse: Your height?
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
|Pro tips on how to win an argument:|
1. Take birth as a girl.
2. That's it.
|A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.|
Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour!