• Women are pretty simple:<br/>
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;<br/>
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
    Women are pretty simple:
    If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
    And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
  • Women get mad for two things:<br/>
1. For everything!<br/>
2. For nothing!
    Women get mad for two things:
    1. For everything!
    2. For nothing!
  • Things that can change a woman's mood:<br/>
1. Let's dine out<br/>
2. 50% Discount<br/>
3. Let's go for a vacation
    Things that can change a woman's mood:
    1. Let's dine out
    2. 50% Discount
    3. Let's go for a vacation
  • Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!
    Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!
  • Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
  • Women's viewpoint:<br/>
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...<br/>
It's straight high blood pressure now!
    Women's viewpoint:
    Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
    It's straight high blood pressure now!
  • Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!
    Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!
  • Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, `what eye-shadow is that?`<br/>
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
    Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"
    Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
  • How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, `A man once told me...`
    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
  • The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
    The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!