|What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol?|
They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning !
|Girls' Ki Prayer:|
Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho;
Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho;
Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho;
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho!
|What women want?|
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
|A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!|
|Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!|
|Be a girl with a mind;|
A woman with attitude;
And a lady with class!
|Guys have a false notion in their mind that every girl's dream is to ﬁnd the perfect guy. Come on guys, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!|
|A quiet man is a thinking man;|
But a quiet woman is usually mad!
|Nail polish on my fingernails: Chips off when I sneeze.|
Nail polish on my toenails: Would even survive a Nuclear War!
|Money attracts the females you want, but struggle attracts the woman you need!|