• Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,<br/> 
Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!
    Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,
    Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!
  • The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!
    The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!
  • There are two ways of arguing with a woman.<br/>
Neither one works!
    There are two ways of arguing with a woman.
    Neither one works!
  • Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a  man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!
    Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!
  • 80% of women use silence to express pain.<br /> You know she's truly hurt
when she chooses to ignore you!
    80% of women use silence to express pain.
    You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you!
  • She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person.<br />
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot.<br />
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man!
    She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person.
    Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot.
    If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man!
  • How to get a woman mad in two easy steps:<br />

1. Take a picture of her!<br />
2. Don't show it to her!
    How to get a woman mad in two easy steps:
    1. Take a picture of her!
    2. Don't show it to her!
  • Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of chess, the Queen protects her King!
    Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of chess, the Queen protects her King!
  • Behind every beautiful woman is a dumb less guy who did her wrong and made her strong!
    Behind every beautiful woman is a dumb less guy who did her wrong and made her strong!
  • A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile!
    A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile!