|Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,|
Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!
|The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!|
|There are two ways of arguing with a woman.|
Neither one works!
|Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!|
|80% of women use silence to express pain.|
You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you!
|She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person.|
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot.
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man!
|How to get a woman mad in two easy steps:|
1. Take a picture of her!
2. Don't show it to her!
|Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of chess, the Queen protects her King!|
|Behind every beautiful woman is a dumb less guy who did her wrong and made her strong!|
|A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile!|