• How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, `A man once told me...`
    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
  • The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
    The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
  • Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!
    Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!
  • If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.<br/>
A beast will be unleashed!
    If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.
    A beast will be unleashed!
  • Hypothetical question:<br/>
Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him?
    Hypothetical question:
    Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him?
  • True saying:<br/>
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
    True saying:
    Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
    Pro tip:
    A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
  • A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.<br/>
The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
    A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.
    The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
  • I made the mistake of asking Siri `What do women want?`<br/>
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
    I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
    My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
  • Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!
    Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!