• Happy marriages usually end in death!
    Happy marriages usually end in death!
  • A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point.
    A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point.
  • Intuition: A fictitious quality in women - really suspicion!
    Intuition: A fictitious quality in women - really suspicion!
  • Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers!
    Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers!
  • A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point.
    A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point.
  • Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.
    Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.
  • When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
    When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
  • A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
    A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
  • Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
    Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
  • A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!
    A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!