• Don't steal. That's the government's job.
    Don't steal. That's the government's job.
  • Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
    Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
  • I went to our local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?
    I went to our local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?
  • It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
    It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.