• When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
    When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
  • Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.
    Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.
  • Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory!
    Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory!
  • Don't take life seriously, until you're sick.
    Don't take life seriously, until you're sick.
  • Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next.
    Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next.
  • Someday is not a day of the week.
    Someday is not a day of the week.
  • Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.
    Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.
  • Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
    Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
  • A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
    A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
  • Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
    Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.