• I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.Upload to Facebook
    I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
    ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox
  • I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.Upload to Facebook
    I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.Upload to Facebook
    Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    ~ Michael Sinz
  • He looked at my face - a rare thing for me.Upload to Facebook
    He looked at my face - a rare thing for me.
    ~ Dolly Parton, on first meeting her husband-to-be
  • A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.Upload to Facebook
    A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.Upload to Facebook
    Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.Upload to Facebook
    People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
    ~ Dolly Parton
  • Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.Upload to Facebook
    Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.Upload to Facebook
    Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
    ~ Jerry Seinfeld
  • I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.Upload to Facebook
    I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.
    ~ Karen Marie Moning
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