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  I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

  ~ W. C. Fields
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  I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

  ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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  Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

  ~ Michael Sinz
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  It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

  ~ Jarod Kintz
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  I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

  ~ Erma Bombeck
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  For birth control, I rely on my personality.

  ~ Milt Abel
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  Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  ~ Billy Crystal
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  Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!

  ~ Anonymous
  Funny / Love / Love Making
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  Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

  ~ Germaine Greer
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  An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

  ~ Edgar Wallace
  Funny / Sex