• I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.Upload to Facebook
    I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
    ~ W. C. Fields
  • I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.Upload to Facebook
    I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.Upload to Facebook
    Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    ~ Michael Sinz
  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.Upload to Facebook
    It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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    I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • For birth control, I rely on my personality.Upload to Facebook
    For birth control, I rely on my personality.
    ~ Milt Abel
  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    ~ Billy Crystal
  • Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!Upload to Facebook
    Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
    ~ Anonymous
  • Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.Upload to Facebook
    Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
    ~ Germaine Greer
  • An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.Upload to Facebook
    An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
    ~ Edgar Wallace
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