I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. |
I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. |
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. |
It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food. |
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. |
For birth control, I rely on my personality. |
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. |
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! |
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. |
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. |