• The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
    The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
    ~ Conan O`Brien
  • You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
    You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
    ~ Catherine Coulter, Tail Spin
  • Woman is at once apple and serpent.
    Woman is at once apple and serpent.
    ~ Heinrich Heine
  • Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
    Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
    ~ James Joyce, Ulysses
  • Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
    Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
    The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
    ~ Marlene Dietrich
  • A man who uses a woman for his own sexual gratification, but belittles her into thinking she is no good in bed, is not a dominant personality, but a submissive one.
    A man who uses a woman for his own sexual gratification, but belittles her into thinking she is no good in bed, is not a dominant personality, but a submissive one.
    ~ Diana Hunter, New York Moment
  • For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.  The G-spot is in the ears.  He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
    For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
    ~ Isabel Allende
  • Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.<br />
Ulysses
    Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
    Ulysses
    ~ James Joyce
  • Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    ~ Rita Rudner
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