• With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.
    With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.<br /><br />~ Lee Majors
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    ~ Lee Majors
  • It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.
    It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.
    Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.
    ~ Charles Baudelaire
  • Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner, but at the same time let them feel the steadiness of your resentment.
    Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner, but at the same time let them feel the steadiness of your resentment.
    ~ Lord Chesterfield
  • Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
    Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:<br />

#Sin<br />

#Tan<br />

#Cos I love them!<br />
    I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:
    #Sin
    #Tan
    #Cos I love them!
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
    The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
    ~ H. Prochnow
  • Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
    Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
    ~ Leo Rosten
  • Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.
    Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.
    ~ Bob Hope, on Golf