• Logic:  The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations of human misunderstanding.
    Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations of human misunderstanding.
    ~ Ambrose Bierce
  • When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.
    When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
    Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
    ~ Benjamin Franklin
  • What is the most dangerous possession in the world? Someone else's secret.
    What is the most dangerous possession in the world? Someone else's secret.
    ~ Marjorie Bowen
  • No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
    No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
    ~ Voltaire
  • It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.
    It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
    Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!
    Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!
    ~ Owens Lee Pomeroy
  • One day you are a signature, next day you're an autograph.
    One day you are a signature, next day you're an autograph.
    ~ Billy Wilder
  • Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.
    Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.
    ~ Dick Armey