• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
    ~ Henny Youngman
  • Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
    Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
    Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
    ~ Ambrose Bierce
  • Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
    Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
    ~ Samuel Johnson
  • Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience.
    Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience.
    ~ Samuel Johnson
  • The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
    The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
    ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. Its the way you love your partner every day.
    Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. Its the way you love your partner every day.
    ~ Barbara De Angelis
  • Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
    Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
    I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
    ~ George Washington