• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
    ~ H. L. Mencken
  • I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
    I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
    The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
    ~ Julia Child
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
    A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
    ~ Mignon McLaughlin
  • Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    ~ Thornton Niven Wilder
  • Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.
    Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.
    ~ John Stuart Mills
  • You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
    You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
    ~ David Hasselhoff
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:<br />
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.<br />
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    ~ Shaquille O`Neal
  • 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
    90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity.
    The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity.
    ~ Oscar Wilde