• Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
    Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
  • Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses.
    Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses.
  • I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
    I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
  • Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
  • Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless!
    Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless!
  • Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!
    Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!
    Sex
  • Virginity: A big issue over a small tissue!
    Virginity: A big issue over a small tissue!
  • Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!
    Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!
  • Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
    Life is sexually transmitted.