• An impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.
    An impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.
  • At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
    At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
  • Women are like parking spots. You only need them for a couple of hours.
    Women are like parking spots. You only need them for a couple of hours.
  • Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
    Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
  • I bumped into my ex today. Then I reversed my car and hit that bitch again.
    I bumped into my ex today. Then I reversed my car and hit that bitch again.
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