• He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
    He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
  • Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
    Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
  • When I'm home, my wife is my right hand. When she's gone, my right hand is my wife!
    When I'm home, my wife is my right hand. When she's gone, my right hand is my wife!
  • Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
    Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
  • The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
    The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
  • When two's company, three's the result.
    When two's company, three's the result.
  • Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door, other times knock on the door spoils an opportunity!
    Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door, other times knock on the door spoils an opportunity!
  • Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you.
    Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you.
  • Many a girl with a negative personality may be developed in a dark room.
    Many a girl with a negative personality may be developed in a dark room.
  • Sexy typist will bang on keyboard.
    Sexy typist will bang on keyboard.