• I thought being an adult would involve more sex!Upload to Facebook
    I thought being an adult would involve more sex!
  • `Lemme put is this way`<br/>
~ gist of KamasutraUpload to Facebook
    "Lemme put is this way"
    ~ gist of Kamasutra
  • Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
  • I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say `Thanks for coming`!Upload to Facebook
    I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!
  • Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!Upload to Facebook
    Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!
  • Do one nice thing for someone today.<br/>
Leave them the F*** alone!Upload to Facebook
    Do one nice thing for someone today.
    Leave them the F*** alone!
  • 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
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When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
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But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!Upload to Facebook
    'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
    When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
    But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
  • Too many assholes,<br/>
Not enough bullets!Upload to Facebook
    Too many assholes,
    Not enough bullets!
  • Remove negativity from your mind.<br />

If you change 'na' to 'ya',  even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!Upload to Facebook
    Remove negativity from your mind.
    If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
  • Men look at a woman's behind and go - `Wow! what an ass!`<br />
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!Upload to Facebook
    Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
    Woman look at a man's face and think the same!