|"Lemme put is this way"|
~ gist of Kamasutra
|Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!|
|I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!|
|Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!|
|Do one nice thing for someone today.|
Leave them the F*** alone!
|'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
|Too many assholes,|
Not enough bullets!
|Remove negativity from your mind.|
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
|Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"|
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
|A man is as young as the woman he feels!|