• I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
    I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
  • Faith in Humanity is like virginity. Most people lose it as soon as they grow up!
    Faith in Humanity is like virginity. Most people lose it as soon as they grow up!
  • Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee!
    Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee!
  • Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
    Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
  • Beauty is only a light switch away!
    Beauty is only a light switch away!
  • Niagara Falls and Viagra Rises.
    Niagara Falls and Viagra Rises.
  • An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.
    An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.
  • It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.
    It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.
  • Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex!
    Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex!
  • Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
    Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.