• There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time.
    There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time.
  • Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
    Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
  • Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry.
    Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry.
  • Woman who falls in love with an elevator operator, usually gets the shaft.
    Woman who falls in love with an elevator operator, usually gets the shaft.
  • Cooking is a lot like masturbation - you only do it when there's no woman around!
    Cooking is a lot like masturbation - you only do it when there's no woman around!
  • If you want to raise your University grades, lower your standards.
    If you want to raise your University grades, lower your standards.
  • The best things in life aren't things!
    The best things in life aren't things!
  • Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant.
    Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant.
  • Chess players mate better!
    Chess players mate better!
  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
    People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.