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    Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
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    Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry.
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    Woman who falls in love with an elevator operator, usually gets the shaft.
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    If you want to raise your University grades, lower your standards.
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