• Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you.
    Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you.
  • Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
    Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
  • Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
    Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
  • Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.
    Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.
  • Real woman makes your dick hard, not your life!
    Real woman makes your dick hard, not your life!
  • Women are like a bottle of wine. Sometimes it's difficult to get their top off.
    Women are like a bottle of wine. Sometimes it's difficult to get their top off.
  • I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.
    I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.
  • Women and rocks are very much alike. Men skip the flat ones.
    Women and rocks are very much alike. Men skip the flat ones.
  • Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough.
    Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough.
  • Man with a hard problem usually give it to a woman.
    Man with a hard problem usually give it to a woman.
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