• Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
    Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
  • Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
    Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
  • Passionate kiss is like a spider's web. It soon leads to undoing of fly.
    Passionate kiss is like a spider's web. It soon leads to undoing of fly.
  • Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
    Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
  • If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
    If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
  • I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
    I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
  • If Monday was a person, I would surely kick its balls.
    If Monday was a person, I would surely kick its balls.
  • When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard.
    When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard.
  • I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday.
    I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday.
  • Work is like a gang bang, ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
    Work is like a gang bang, ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
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