• Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!
    Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!
    Sex
  • Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!
    Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!
  • Sex is the poor man's Polo.
    Sex is the poor man's Polo.
    Sex
  • Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
    Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
    Sex
  • Sex is poor man's Polo!
    Sex is poor man's Polo!
    Sex
  • Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.
    Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.
    Sex
  • Sex is like a vacation. It never lasts long enough.
    Sex is like a vacation. It never lasts long enough.
    Sex
  • If there was no sex, people would love each other for the right reasons.
    If there was no sex, people would love each other for the right reasons.
    Sex