• It is said that Women come from VENUS.<br/>
Men come from MARS.<br/>
Then where do GAYS come from?<br/>
Answer: URANUS!
    It is said that Women come from VENUS.
    Men come from MARS.
    Then where do GAYS come from?
    Answer: URANUS!
    Gay
  • Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.<br/>
Now the tailors will ask, `Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche`.
    Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.
    Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche".
  • And then the Lordship said:<br/>
`It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve`.<br/>
#Section377
    And then the Lordship said:
    "It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
    #Section377
  • It's 2018 ladies.<br/>
Treat your man right or another man will!
    It's 2018 ladies.
    Treat your man right or another man will!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
  • Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega<br/>
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
    Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?
    Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
    Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
    Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
  • As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.<br/>
`Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye`.<br/>
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
    As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.
    "Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
    Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
  • Men are like shoelaces...<br/>
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
    Men are like shoelaces...
    They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
  • Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
    Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
  • Aurgasm:<br/>
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
    Aurgasm:
    A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?