• A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!
    A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!
  • Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
    Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
    Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
    Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
  • The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!
    The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!
  • Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband. <br/>
Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage!<br/>
#AIJokes
    Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband.
    Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage!
    #AIJokes
  • My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed.<br/>
She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
    My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed.
    She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
  • I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
    I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
  • A wise man said, `If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex!
    A wise man said, "If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex!
  • Which type of girls wears transparent dresses?<br/>
The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!
    Which type of girls wears transparent dresses?
    The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!
  • The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you<br/>
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  • What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?<br/>
Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed!
    What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?
    Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed!