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They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
    VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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    They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
  • Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!<br/>
Have a smooth Diwali!
    Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!
    Have a smooth Diwali!
  • Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:<br/>
`I have a good hand!`<br/>
May both win their respective games!<br/>
Happy gambling during Diwali!
    Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:
    "I have a good hand!"
    May both win their respective games!
    Happy gambling during Diwali!
  • Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.<br/>
Have a safe Diwali!
    Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.
    Have a safe Diwali!
  • Soda becomes Vodka.<br/>
Bikes become cars.<br/>
Kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero?<br/>
Race issues were about who ran the fastest. <br/>
War was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?<br/>
And we couldn't wait to grow up!
    Soda becomes Vodka.
    Bikes become cars.
    Kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero?
    Race issues were about who ran the fastest.
    War was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
    And we couldn't wait to grow up!
  • Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!
    Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!
  • If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
    If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
  • When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
    When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
  • If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.<br/>
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.<br/>
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
    If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.
    The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
    Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
  • If I were a plastic surgeon...<br/>
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
    If I were a plastic surgeon...
    I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!