|I regret choosing to be an accountant.|
I thought "double entry" was something else!
|No one cleans better than a man expecting to get laid!|
|Kid 1: Penchod|
Kid 2: Penchod
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain!
|My bachelor friend told me that he hasn't had sex in such a long time that he's beginning to feel like he's married!|
|1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep.|
10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April!
|I asked my girlfriend why she never blinks during sex.|
She said, "There isn't just enough time!"
|The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day!|
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
|Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.|
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
1980 - Don't Touch
1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss
2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna
2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat
2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte!