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    Where do you get virgin wool from?
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    There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
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    Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
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    Why can't women play ice-hockey?
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    What's the definition of trust?
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    Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.
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