|A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."|
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
|What do you call two nuns and a blonde?|
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
|How can you tell when a blonde is dating?|
By the buckle print on her forehead!
|What do a blonde and a barn have in common?|
They always have a cock in them!
|Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?|
More leg room!
|Why do blondes take the pill?|
So they know what day of the week it is!
|Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?|
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.