• A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, `Bring me a beer.`<br/>
The bartender then asks, `Anheuser-Busch?`<br/>
To which she replies, `Fine thanks, and how's your cock?`
    A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
    The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
    To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
  • What do you call two nuns and a blonde?<br/>
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
    What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
    Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
  • How can you tell when a blonde is dating?<br/>
By the buckle print on her forehead!
    How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
    By the buckle print on her forehead!
  • What do a blonde and a barn have in common?<br/>
They always have a cock in them!
    What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
    They always have a cock in them!
  • Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?<br />
More leg room!
    Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
    More leg room!
  • Why do blondes take the pill?<br />
So they know what day of the week it is!
    Why do blondes take the pill?
    So they know what day of the week it is!
  • Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?<br />
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
    A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.