|Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.|
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
|Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?|
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
|Principal: Keep your son under proper control.|
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
|Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.|
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
|Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`|
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
|Girl: I'll suck your brain.|
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
|Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.|
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
|Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?|
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
|A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."|
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
|Neighbour: Do you have some oil?|
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!