|A brand new Ajit dialogue:|
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
|How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?|
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
|The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!|
|Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.|
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
|A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!|
|Girl: It's too tight. Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly. Girl: Push it in. Boy: Ah! I can't. Girl: It's painful. Boy: Forget it, . .. ... We'll buy a new Wedding Ring!|
|Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.|