|Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!|
Have a smooth Diwali!
|Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:|
"I have a good hand!"
May both win their respective games!
Happy gambling during Diwali!
|Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.|
Have a safe Diwali!
|Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.|
Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!