• Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!<br/>
Have a smooth Diwali!
    Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!
    Have a smooth Diwali!
  • Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:<br/>
`I have a good hand!`<br/>
May both win their respective games!<br/>
Happy gambling during Diwali!
    Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:
    "I have a good hand!"
    May both win their respective games!
    Happy gambling during Diwali!
  • Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.<br/>
Have a safe Diwali!
    Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.
    Have a safe Diwali!
  • Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.<br/>
Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!
    Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.
    Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!