• Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.<br/>
Doctor: You are a `Wild Bird` you can't breed in a ZOO!
    Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.
    Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
  • A doctor had a fight with his wife.<br/>

Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
    A doctor had a fight with his wife.
    Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
  • There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed `Appendix`.<br/>

Because every surgeon took her out!
    There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".
    Because every surgeon took her out!
  • A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!
    A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!
  • A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. `It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.`<br />
Wife: Did you hear that?<br />
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you!
    A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."
    Wife: Did you hear that?
    Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you!
  • A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.<br />
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face!
    A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.
    Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face!
  • After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?<br />
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
    After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?
    Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
  • Old man: Ever since my heart transplant, I always think of sex, money and more sex. Have I grown young?<br />
Doctor: No. Actually, the heart belonged to a prostitute!
    Old man: Ever since my heart transplant, I always think of sex, money and more sex. Have I grown young?
    Doctor: No. Actually, the heart belonged to a prostitute!