|Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.|
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
|A doctor had a fight with his wife.|
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
|There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".|
Because every surgeon took her out!
|A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!|
|A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."|
Wife: Did you hear that?
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you!
|A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.|
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face!
|After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?|
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
|Old man: Ever since my heart transplant, I always think of sex, money and more sex. Have I grown young?|
Doctor: No. Actually, the heart belonged to a prostitute!