• I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
    I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
  • There are two types of people:<br/>
Jo Rose Dete Hain<br/>
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
    There are two types of people:
    Jo Rose Dete Hain
    Jo Roz Lete Hain!
  • How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Friends are like orgasms.<br/>
Nobody wants a fake one!
    Friends are like orgasms.
    Nobody wants a fake one!
  • I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
    I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
  • Hold her hands in public, <br/>
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Fold her legs in private!
    Hold her hands in public,
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    Fold her legs in private!
  • The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick
 is because...<br/>
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
    The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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    her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
  • I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!<br/>
    I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!
  • A smile to put you on high,<br/>
A kiss to set your soul alright,<br/>
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
    A smile to put you on high,
    A kiss to set your soul alright,
    Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!