|Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!|
|Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!|
|Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!|
|Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!|
|And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!|
|Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!|
|Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!|
|The difference between me and mosquito is,|
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
|Boy: Your dress is too short.|
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
|R.I.P. to the virgin vaginas that were lost on Valentine's Day over a few roses!|