• Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
    Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
    Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
  • And by `k` I mean `fuck you`!
    And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!
  • Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
    Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
  • Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
    Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
  • The difference between me and mosquito is,<br/>
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
    The difference between me and mosquito is,
    a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
  • Boy: Your dress is too short.<br/>
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
    Boy: Your dress is too short.
    Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
  • R.I.P. to the virgin vaginas that were lost on Valentine's Day over a few roses!
    R.I.P. to the virgin vaginas that were lost on Valentine's Day over a few roses!