• Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
    Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
  • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
    Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
  • You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
    You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
  • What do you call a woman who loves small penises?<br/>
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Your girlfriend!
    What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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    Your girlfriend!
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;<br/>
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
    Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
  • Love happens when your spouse is out of town!
    Love happens when your spouse is out of town!
  • My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
    My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
    Nice legs... what time do they open?
  • Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
    Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
  • You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be!
    You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be!