• If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
    If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
  • I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't U+1 = 69?
    I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't U+1 = 69?
  • Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
    Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
  • I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!
    I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!
  • Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!
    Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!
  • If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
    If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
  • Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?
    Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?
  • The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
    The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
  • Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
    Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
  • I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!
    I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!