|I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?|
|Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?|
|Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!|
|Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a women collects money, or items of value in exchange for sex!|
|Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove|
Fears and even
|I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.|
|Sexy = I want you!|
Pretty = I like you!
Beautiful = I love you!
Gorgeous = All of the above!
|Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?|
|Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!|
|A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.|
Love you, Dear Bra!