• I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
    I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!
    Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!
  • Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a women collects money, or items of value in exchange for sex!
    Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a women collects money, or items of value in exchange for sex!
  • Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove<br />
Tears,<br />
Fears and even<br />
Underwears!
    Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove
    Tears,
    Fears and even
    Underwears!
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
  • Sexy = I want you!<br />
Pretty = I like you!<br />
Beautiful = I love you!<br />
Gorgeous = All of the above!
    Sexy = I want you!
    Pretty = I like you!
    Beautiful = I love you!
    Gorgeous = All of the above!
  • Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
    Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
  • Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!
    Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!
  • A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.<br />
Love you, Dear Bra!
    A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.
    Love you, Dear Bra!