• Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!
    Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!
  • Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!
    Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!
  • Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!
    Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!
  • Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?<br/> To see if you really mean it.
    Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
    To see if you really mean it.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!
    If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!
  • Relationships are only of 2 types:<br />
Senti types<br />
and<br />
Panty types!
    Relationships are only of 2 types:
    Senti types
    and
    Panty types!
  • Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
    Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
  • I am not a crazy man, I do not seek perfection. All I want is a hot chick, to handle my erection.
    I am not a crazy man, I do not seek perfection. All I want is a hot chick, to handle my erection.
  • Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
    Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
  • I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!
    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!