|Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!|
|No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.|
|Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!|
|Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and let's play this game!|
|4 stages of love:|
1. Hand in hand
2. Hand in that
3. That in hand
4. That in that
Now don't ask me, what is that!
|Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.|
|If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.|
|Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and relationships.|
|Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.|
Tweets, Facebook walls
all other bullshit.
I want you here.