• Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
    Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
  • No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.
    No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
    Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
  • Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and let's play this game!
    Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and let's play this game!
  • 4 stages of love:<br />
1. Hand in hand<br />
2. Hand in that<br />
3. That in hand<br />
4. That in that<br />
Now don't ask me, what is that!
    4 stages of love:
    1. Hand in hand
    2. Hand in that
    3. That in hand
    4. That in that
    Now don't ask me, what is that!
  • Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
    Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
  • If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.
    If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.
  • Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and relationships.
    Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and relationships.
  • Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.
    Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.
  • Fuck texting,<br />
Phone calls,<br />
Tweets, Facebook walls<br />
and<br />
all other bullshit.<br />
I want you here.
    Fuck texting,
    Phone calls,
    Tweets, Facebook walls
    and
    all other bullshit.
    I want you here.