|Friends are like orgasms.|
Nobody wants a fake one!
|I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!|
|Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!|
|I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!|
|Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!|
|A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.|
Love you, Dear Bra!
|Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!|
|Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!|
|Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.|
|Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me.|