• Friends are like orgasms.<br/>
Nobody wants a fake one!
    Friends are like orgasms.
    Nobody wants a fake one!
  • I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!<br/>
    I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!
    I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!
  • Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
    Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
  • A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.<br />
Love you, Dear Bra!
    A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.
    Love you, Dear Bra!
  • Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!
    Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!
  • Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!
    Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!
  • Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
    Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
  • Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me.
    Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me.