1980 - Don't Touch
1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss
2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna
2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat
2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte!
|900 people get Coronavirus and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask.|
30 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom!
|Types of Corona Viruses in India:|
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
|Rose Dene Wali Nahi,|
Roz Dene Wali Chahiye!
|Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.|
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
|Unhe Bhi Rose Day Mubarak Jinki,|
Zindagi Roz Leti Hai!
|Duniya Madarchod Hai, My Phone Autocorrect Duniya To Sunita but I'm Sure Sunita Bhi Madarchod Hai!|
|Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;|
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
|Motivational quotes are like orgasms. Pretty moving at the instant but don't last long and you basically seek again!|
|Ambulances and women have a lot in common. They both make a lot of noise to let you know that they're coming!|