• My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.<br/>
I asked, `What happened?`<br/>
He replied, `The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney.`<br/>
When I asked, why?<br/>
He said, `GST!`
    My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
    I asked, "What happened?"
    He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
    When I asked, why?
    He said, "GST!"
  • Dating tip:<br/>
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
    Dating tip:
    If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
  • What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?<br/>
Sundar Pichai!
    What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
    Sundar Pichai!
  • A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.<br/>
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
    A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
    I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
  • To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...<br/>
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
    To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...
    may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
  • A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!
    A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!
  • The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!
    The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!
  • Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband. <br/>
Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage!<br/>
#AIJokes
    Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband.
    Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage!
    #AIJokes
  • My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed.<br/>
She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
    My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed.
    She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
  • A wise man said, `If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex!
    A wise man said, "If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex!