|My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.|
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
|What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?|
|A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.|
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
|To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...|
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
|A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!|
|The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!|
|Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband. |
Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage!
|My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed.|
She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
|A wise man said, "If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex!|