• Which type of girls wears transparent dresses?<br/>
The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!
    Which type of girls wears transparent dresses?
    The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!
  • The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you<br/>
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  • What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?<br/>
Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed!
    What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?
    Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed!
  • How do you recognize your computer Mouse is a male or a female?<br/>
If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female!
    How do you recognize your computer Mouse is a male or a female?
    If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female!
  • It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities.<br/>
In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries.<br/>
After sex, they glance at their watches and say, Oops, gotta run!
    It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities.
    In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries.
    After sex, they glance at their watches and say, Oops, gotta run!
  • Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?<br/>
Wife: That I married you for your money!
    Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?
    Wife: That I married you for your money!
  • Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?<br/>
Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing<br/>
`Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re`!
    Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?
    Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing
    "Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"!
  • Masturbation is easy.<br/>
Choosing a video is tough!
    Masturbation is easy.
    Choosing a video is tough!
  • Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
    Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
  • Unfuckwithable (adj.)<br/>
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
    Unfuckwithable (adj.)
    When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!