• This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, `Wow, must be a big occasion?`<br/>

The guy says, `Yeah, my first blowjob.`<br/>

The bartender says, `How about I give you the 8th shot on the house.`<br/>

The guy says, `If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!`
    This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?"
    The guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob."
    The bartender says, "How about I give you the 8th shot on the house."
    The guy says, "If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!"
  • Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.<br/>
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?<br/>
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
    Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.
    Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
    Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
  • 5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:<br/><br/>

1. Organism<br/>
2. Uranus<br/>
3. Fungus<br/>
4. Stamen<br/>
5. Pistill
    5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:

    1. Organism
    2. Uranus
    3. Fungus
    4. Stamen
    5. Pistill
  • I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.<br/>

I had no idea I was Japanese!
    I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.
    I had no idea I was Japanese!
  • My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.<br/>
I asked, `What happened?`<br/>
He replied, `The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney.`<br/>
When I asked, why?<br/>
He said, `GST!`
    My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
    I asked, "What happened?"
    He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
    When I asked, why?
    He said, "GST!"
  • Dating tip:<br/>
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
    Dating tip:
    If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
  • A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.<br/>
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
    A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
    I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
  • To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...<br/>
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
    To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...
    may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
  • A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!
    A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!
  • The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!
    The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!