• Dear Olive Oil,<br/>
You're either Virgin or you are not. <br/>
There's no such thing as `Extra Virgin`, OK?
    Dear Olive Oil,
    You're either Virgin or you are not.
    There's no such thing as "Extra Virgin", OK?
  • Porn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment!
    Porn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment!
  • The best remedy for a dry mouth... is a wet pussy!
    The best remedy for a dry mouth... is a wet pussy!
  • He whispered, `Can we have sex tonight?`<br/>
She showed her whisper, and the conversation ended!
    He whispered, "Can we have sex tonight?"
    She showed her whisper, and the conversation ended!
  • I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In an exchange that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my social media accounts and tell my friends about it. Of course, I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is almost as strong as Cleanex, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla!
    I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In an exchange that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my social media accounts and tell my friends about it. Of course, I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is almost as strong as Cleanex, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla!
  • Whoever first said that `A dog is man's best friend` has never seen a pussy before!
    Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" has never seen a pussy before!
  • At an airport, Custom Officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, `Are you married?`<br/>
Lady: Yes.<br/>
Officer: Then why this?<br/>
Lady: You've landline at home?<br/>
Officer: Yes<br/>
Lady: Then why do you carry a mobile?
    At an airport, Custom Officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, "Are you married?"
    Lady: Yes.
    Officer: Then why this?
    Lady: You've landline at home?
    Officer: Yes
    Lady: Then why do you carry a mobile?
  • May your weekend be full of inappropriate behaviour and fun!
    May your weekend be full of inappropriate behaviour and fun!
  • Men like Women's Bodies & Women like Men's Brains and they Both end up Fucking what they Like!
    Men like Women's Bodies & Women like Men's Brains and they Both end up Fucking what they Like!
  • How do you make your wife scream while having sex?<br/>
Call her and tell her!
    How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
    Call her and tell her!