|Dear Olive Oil,|
You're either Virgin or you are not.
There's no such thing as "Extra Virgin", OK?
|Porn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment!|
|The best remedy for a dry mouth... is a wet pussy!|
|He whispered, "Can we have sex tonight?"|
She showed her whisper, and the conversation ended!
|I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In an exchange that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my social media accounts and tell my friends about it. Of course, I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is almost as strong as Cleanex, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla!|
|Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" has never seen a pussy before!|
|At an airport, Custom Officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, "Are you married?"|
Officer: Then why this?
Lady: You've landline at home?
Lady: Then why do you carry a mobile?
|May your weekend be full of inappropriate behaviour and fun!|
|Men like Women's Bodies & Women like Men's Brains and they Both end up Fucking what they Like!|
|How do you make your wife scream while having sex?|
Call her and tell her!