|If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.|
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
|A lesson from Thai Cave:|
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
|We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.|
Let us know if you can't come!
|If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!|
|Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.|
After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:
1. It doesn't work at home; and
2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
|Went to the sperm clinic earlier.|
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
|You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!|
It's because of Mia Khalifa!
When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary!
|40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good.|
But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues.
Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all!