• If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.<br/>
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
    If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
    If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
  • Divorce Petition:<br/>

Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?<br/>
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
    Divorce Petition:
    Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
    Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
  • A lesson from Thai Cave:<br/>
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
    A lesson from Thai Cave:
    When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
  • We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.<br/>
Let us know if you can't come!
    We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.
    Let us know if you can't come!
  • If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!
    If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!
  • Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.<br/>
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After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:<br/>
1. It doesn't work at home; and <br/>
2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
    Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.
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    After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:
    1. It doesn't work at home; and
    2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
  • Went to the sperm clinic earlier.<br/>
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?<br/>
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
    Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
    The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
    I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
  • You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!<br/>
It's because of Mia Khalifa!
    You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!
    It's because of Mia Khalifa!
  • Cocktail Secret:<br/>
When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary!
    Cocktail Secret:
    When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary!
  • 40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good.<br/>
But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues.<br/>
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Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all!
    40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good.
    But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues.
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    Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all!