• The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
    The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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    her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
  • Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
    Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
  • And by `k` I mean `fuck you`!
    And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!
  • Boy: Your dress is too short.<br/>
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
    Boy: Your dress is too short.
    Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
  • What do you call a woman who loves small penises?<br/>
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Your girlfriend!
    What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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    Your girlfriend!
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;<br/>
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
    Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
  • If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
    If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
  • The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
    The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
  • Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!
    Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!
  • Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
    Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!