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VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex! -
My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
But we still didn't finish the argument! -
Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
Boy: Veg.
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
Boy: CleaVeg! -
Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
Girl: Nothing.
Boy: Exactly! -
Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging! -
There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
Same can be said of girls! -
Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time! -
Girl: I love kids.
Boy: I love the process! -
Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
Boy: Then show me some more attitude! -
While chatting:
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
Guy: Do you suck?
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!