|Girl: Talk dirty to me.|
Boy: Cough on me, you nasty virus infected slut!
|Girlfriend: Babu Mere Alawa Tumhari Koi Aur Girlfriend Toh Nahi Hai Na?|
Boyfriend: Baby Suck Karo Shak Nahi!
|Boy: Can I confess something?|
Boy: Your smile is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Girl: Kuch Bhi Bolo, Main Nahi Dungi!
|Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;|
And 'fuck you' to those who don't!
|Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.|
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
|Girl: Do you love me?|
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
|VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...|
They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
|My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. |
But we still didn't finish the argument!
|Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?|
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
|Girl: What shall I wear tonight?|
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?