VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests... . . . . . . . . . . . . . They thought it was a Tax on Sex! |
My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. But we still didn't finish the argument! |
Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg? Boy: Veg. Girl: What do you like in Veg? Boy: CleaVeg! |
Girl: What shall I wear tonight? Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see? Girl: Nothing. Boy: Exactly! |
Girl: What is your favorite position in bed? Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging! |
There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others. Same can be said of girls! |
Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay? Girl: Because there is no time! |
Girl: I love kids. Boy: I love the process! |
Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude. Boy: Then show me some more attitude! |
While chatting: Guy: Do you fuck? Girl: Excuse me? Guy: Do you fuck? Girl: Shut up, you asshole. Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry. Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway? Guy: Do you suck? Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod! |