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Girl: Talk dirty to me.
Boy: Cough on me, you nasty virus infected slut! -
Girlfriend: Babu Mere Alawa Tumhari Koi Aur Girlfriend Toh Nahi Hai Na?
Boyfriend: Baby Suck Karo Shak Nahi! -
Boy: Can I confess something?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: Your smile is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Girl: Kuch Bhi Bolo, Main Nahi Dungi! -
Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;
And 'fuck you' to those who don't! -
Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain! -
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi? -
VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex! -
My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
But we still didn't finish the argument! -
Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
Boy: Veg.
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
Boy: CleaVeg! -
Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
Girl: Nothing.
Boy: Exactly!