|Soda becomes Vodka.|
Bikes become cars.
Kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero?
Race issues were about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldn't wait to grow up!
|Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!|
|What is the difference between guilt and shame?|
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
|"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!|
|Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!|
|A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.|
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
|I thought being an adult would involve more sex!|
|"Lemme put is this way"|
~ gist of Kamasutra
|Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!|
|I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!|