• If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!
    If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!
  • Early to bed, early to rise makes your wife... go with other guys!
    Early to bed, early to rise makes your wife... go with other guys!
  • Weekdays for Newly Marrieds:<br /><br />

Moanday<br />
Tongueday<br />
Wetday<br />
Thirstday<br />
Freakday<br />
Sexday<br />
Suckday
    Weekdays for Newly Marrieds:

    Moanday
    Tongueday
    Wetday
    Thirstday
    Freakday
    Sexday
    Suckday
  • The capacity to watch complete Porn film, and that too without putting it on fast forward, should be considered an achievement par excellence!
    The capacity to watch complete Porn film, and that too without putting it on fast forward, should be considered an achievement par excellence!
  • Since Viagra came in the market, pole dancers say they receive a lot more standing ovations!
    Since Viagra came in the market, pole dancers say they receive a lot more standing ovations!
  • Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.<br />
And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
    Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.
    And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
  • It's easy to take off all your clothes and have sex - people do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone,
letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes and dreams... now that's being naked!
    It's easy to take off all your clothes and have sex - people do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes and dreams... now that's being naked!
  • A padded bra is like real estate... the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
    A padded bra is like real estate... the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
  • When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
    When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
  • Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important!
    Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important!