|Boobs are like Soda, nobody likes them flat!|
|If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?|
|Studies show that 'Sex' burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet!|
|The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old!|
|Men aren't lazy, they just don't get out of bed right away in the mornings because they have erections!|
|Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.|
When luck favours, you can fuck the whole world;
But when luck fails, the whole world begins to fuck you!
|Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!|
|A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;|
You don't know where to puts your hands!
|Women wake up yawning;|
And men wake up with an erection.
What a coincidence!
|I have three moods:|
Fuck off and