• Boobs are like Soda, nobody likes them flat!
    Boobs are like Soda, nobody likes them flat!
  • If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
    If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
  • Studies show that 'Sex' burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet!
    Studies show that 'Sex' burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet!
  • The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old!
    The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old!
  • Men aren't lazy, they just don't get out of bed right away in the mornings because they have erections!
    Men aren't lazy, they just don't get out of bed right away in the mornings because they have erections!
  • Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.<br />
When luck favours, you can fuck the whole world;<br />
But when luck fails, the whole world begins to fuck you!
    Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.
    When luck favours, you can fuck the whole world;
    But when luck fails, the whole world begins to fuck you!
  • Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!
    Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!
  • A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;<br/>

You don't know where to puts your hands!
    A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
    You don't know where to puts your hands!
  • Women wake up yawning;<br/>
And men wake up with an erection.<br/>
What a coincidence!
    Women wake up yawning;
    And men wake up with an erection.
    What a coincidence!
  • I have three moods:<br /><br />
Fuck me,<br />
Fuck off and<br />
Fuck you!
    I have three moods:

    Fuck me,
    Fuck off and
    Fuck you!